I'm serious! I've found out for over a year now that I'm lactose intolerant. Well, if I'm honest with myself it's probably been a lot longer than that I was just in blissful (and painful) denial. I use to always complain after I ate how my stomach would hurt and sure enough, I cut out dairy and voila' no stomach pain!
I miss it terribly and wish I could re-establish our wonderful relationship, sadly, I cannot. Lately I've been CRAVING cheese, milk, whipped cream, a giant cold huckleberry milkshake from SmashBurger...basically anything that would kill me. How sad is that?! Feel bad for me yet?! I've even tried veggie cheese- yeah...VEGGIE cheese! It's as bad as it sounds.
I know this post has absolutely no value to anyone or any redeeming qualities but it did make me feel better to vent a little. :)